I can't believe I forgot Dumb and Dumber from my favorite movies. I am constantly quoting this movie and can't believe it slipped my mind. A while back, when my sister was getting married, she was constantly stressed planning her wedding. She wanted a small wedding, which is hard to do in our family. I remember always walking into the room and she would be crying. She would tell me what was the matter and ask for my advice to which before giving my advice I would say, "We have no food, no jobs, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" I had all the hand gestures and voice inflection to go with it. This movie is filled with great quotes. Let me list some of my favorites:
"I desperately want to make love to a school boy."
"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."
"That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?"
"Nice set of hooters you got there."
"So you're saying there's a chance."
"Eat your burger and we'll tell you."
"I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen."
"You've had two sets of gloves this whole time!"
"'What's the soup de jour?'...'The soup of the day'...'Mmmm, that sounds good. I'll have that.'"
"'Pullover! ...'No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.'"